
Trust me, you will not regret running to the newsstand now and picking up the new issue of "Vanity Fair". I know January is typically when magazines get all skinny and really have nothing interesting to report, because, let's face it, nothing interesting ever happens between January and March. You might as well close up shop after New Year's Eve.
But the new issue of "Vanity Fair": OOH LA LA! First off, lovely pictures of Gwennie, who typically leaves me with a cold, faint sense of class envy, and, whoa, I never knew that Gaughin had horrible eczema and died of syphilis!
So that's all good, but my favorite element of this issue is the consistent and daring theme of Bloomberg bashing. I guess I forgot we live in a free country (certainly easy to forget in today's New York), because I was pleasantly astonished by the overt attacks on Bloomie's administration. The editor, Graydon Carter, has been fined three times for having an EMPTY ashtray in his OFFICE (do you see what I mean about New York these days?). Kudos to Carter for keeping that ashtray, and displaying it prominantly in his photo. As Carter says in his editor's letter, "Bloomberg is in dire need of a refresher course on the urbanity of New York and the libertarian groove of a city that has nutured jazz and modernism and punk."
It gets better: Christopher Hitchens goes on a one-man crime spree to register his objection to all the new, draconian ordinances. He rides his bike without his feet on the pedals, he puts a bag on the subway seat next to him, he sits on a milkcrate, and he feeds pigeons in Central Park - all finable ($200!!) offenses. As he says, "This current Niagara of pettiness and random victimization may well be Bloomberg's attempt at a wannabe reputation as heroic crime-fighter and disciplinarian. Who knows what goes on in the tiny, constipated chambers of his mind [OMG!]? All we know for certain is that one of the world's most broad-minded and open cities is now in the hands of a picknose control freak."
Much better than I could have said it myself. I'm so glad that Vanity Fair has addressed this trend that has been creeping me out for a while but seems to go relatively unreported. It's like the walls are closing in on you -- not unlike that scene in "Star Wars". I have to say, I was recently in Atlanta and it felt like the most liberated, freedom-loving city in the world to me merely because I wasn't constantly looking over my shoulder.
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